I couldn't resist putting up this from Give Me toys:
"Put this Dashboard Jesus in your car and he will be your co-pilot. Even though he may guide you through the valley of gridlock, he alone cannot get you into the carpool lane. Each 4 inch plastic Jesus figure sits atop a metal spring with an adhesive base. If you do not have a car, stick him up somewhere that you could use a little peace, serenity or forgiveness.
I couldn't resist putting up this from 